rumination station

Someone walks into you and stammers “SOW-rry,” or you’re ignored entirely. 

You almost get hit in a Costco parking lot by a car going 25.

Someone is 2” tailgating you on The Guide. 

You have circled the Trader Joe’s parking lot for over 15 minutes. 

You consider crosswalks a game of Frogger.

*May be subject to a Bellingham, WA residency

Dumb, dumb, dumb. Stupid.

Now I know why I put this off for so long. I should have trusted my gut to leave this alone. My new favorite least-favorite movie. 

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted an actress, Téa Leoni, to die more in my life. Some of the scenes even got me chanting to the dinosaurs, “rip her head off!”…it was bad. Real bad.

Honestly, they should have added some fire-breathing effects for the dinos. It would have only helped the rest of the fantastic plot line. 

If this rumored Jurassic Park IV actually does get made, I might not touch it. That is, unless ‘Bergy gets back behind the camera. Then I’d consider it. Maybe.